My drawings were recently said to blow ass monkeys, and I got to wondering: what is an ass monkey any way? I took it upon myself to do a little research. Here is what I found.

1. http://www.assmonkey.net/
Just as it sounds, assmonkey.net is a portal to all things ass. Unfortunately, there are no real ass monkeys to be found here.

2. http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=94
Looking for something to do on a Saturday night? Try mixing up one of these bad boys. Sadly, again no ass monkeys to be found.

3. http://www.asininepoetry.com/hopin/10
Now we're on to something. Its a poem that describes in some detail what an ass monkey is. Interestingly author Adam Bulger says, "...only God can make an ass monkey." Even the ass monkeys have their place in God's kingdom. How informative. But seriously, this begs one monster big question! How can I blow something that is only God's to blow? I think, but lets not get hasty, that there is a chance, that I might be God.

In the end I'm no closer to knowing what an ass monkey is, but I'm pretty sure it isn't good. Yet I think the ass monkey holds a little something for each of us, whether is tasteless poetry, a shitty mixed drink, or a nasty porn emporium. Thanks for sharing in my adventure.